I love how in Rent Mark and Roger hardly react when they meet Angel “oh this drag queen just burst in here and is dancing on tables around our fucking apartment lol nbd”

"there’s nobody wiser, not when it comes to popular!”

I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.

He that had wit would think that I had none,
To bury so much gold under a tree,
And never after to inherit it.
Let him that thinks of me so abjectly
Know that this gold must coin a stratagem,
Which, cunningly effected, will beget
A very excellent piece of villany:
And so repose, sweet gold, for their unrest
That have their alms out of the empress’ chest.
— Aaron (Titus Andronicus, Act II scene iii)